10/10/2005

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Awesomeness #1

The news can be a great source of awesomeness, and here is once such example.

An elderly man, 74, has been arrested in Michigan for letting the air out of over a 100 bikes in the last few months. The community reported such incidents to the police a number of times before the elderly man was caught Sunday releasing the air from a 32 year old man’s bicycle in front of an organic food store.

When caught the elderly man has this to say, "Nobody will give me any time and I was feeling lonely."

That’s just fucking awesome.